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Friends in High Places

Actual transcript from dream last night:

Me: Look, if you have to put [Father's Name] in touch with me, he can pass a message through Tiberius.
Lolmom: lol
Me: I cleared it with him first. It's fine.
(Worth mentioning: we were in the countryside, and I was playing with a peculiar, fluffy creature that was some kind of bizarre cross between a bunny and a chick.)

(Brain cuts to flashback of this discussion.)

Tiberius: FINE I WILL DO IT, STOP BOTHERING ME
Me: OH JUST THANK YOU ALL TO PIECES
(Apparently, in the twisted context of this dream, the recently-dead Divine Augustus had performed the same service for me and was particularly adept at "losing" my father's correspondence.)

RECOMMENDATION: Stop reading about the early principate before bed.

Comments

augustuscaesar
Oct. 2nd, 2014 09:11 am (UTC)
AND WHY EXACTLY DID DREAM YOU NOT INTRODUCE ME TO AUGUSTUS???
shake_the_stars
Oct. 2nd, 2014 05:31 pm (UTC)
I THINK YOU POSSIBLY DID NOT EXIST IN MY DREAM :(

THIS WAS VERY RUDE OF MY SUBCONSCIOUS, AND WILL BE CORRECTED IN FUTURE DREAMS ABOUT JULIO-CLAUDIANS.

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